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The following is a dialogue between a half-orc rogue, Kang, and a tiefling fighter, Nero, as they escort a client fleeing from a tavern that has very recently put to flame (Nero will deny any accusations made that point them as the reason, whereas Kang would boast that the two of them did the deed alone).
I also hate that captain, whatsisname?
oh, and I hated the bartender
and that Halfling sitting behind me
oh, I hate you, too, by the way.
you and I are alike, after all.
Kang: How dyou figure?
Nero: Seems we both hate everyone. That makes you and I the same.
Kang: Idnt jump to conclusions.
Nero: Why not?
Kang Well, why dya hate me?
Nero: Youre loud, simple, uncultured, and brutish. Its almost revolting.
Kang: See? Right there.
Kang: You hate me personally, right?
Nero: Yeah, so?
Kang: Well, me hating you aint a personal thing.
Nero: How does that work?